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If you had a million dollars and you could only spend it on one thing, what would you buy? Oh, and you can't rebuy more money.

 

I would buy a fully equipped fallout shelter, that way when everyone is dying from explosions, I will be sipping tea watching A Fistful of Dollars in my saferoom.

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I would hire an army of monkeys which are trained for assassination mission. Then I would go to California kill all the rich people. I will steal there money, then I would hire Chinese Pirates to attack American ships, preventing trading. Making the economy even worse. When I have a chance, I will rally the people against America. Having an army of epic proportions and destroy the old government and create a better one in its place. I will create a council of representatives, this will be a better UN. Then I will exclude China and Japan making them fight. After they are weak I swoop in and take over both on them. Having control over the world. Then I will nuc south america because I got cash. A new world order will be created as we shall expand into space. Creating space colonies which will lead humanity to the final frontier. A few hundred years later the earth shall be the center of the universe.

 

Also I would buy a cookie. ^__^

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i would by 999' date='999 $ and then go on a shopping spree ^^

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Damn she beat me to it.

 

After buying the 999,999$, I'd buy lots of video games, two new laptops (I have a reason for this.), a PS3 and an X-Box 360, and then I'd save the rest for whenever.

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lol' date=' i rule the world as you stay in your little bunker who wins?

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I win- while your world is starving, my fully equipped shelter will keep me alive for approximately four months. Within that time your government will crumble over nationalism from the other states within your own nation. In four months I will emerge not as a Miragian, but as an American.

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lol' date=' i rule the world as you stay in your little bunker who wins?

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I win- while your world is starving, my fully equipped shelter will keep me alive for approximately four months. Within that time your government will crumble over nationalism from the other states within your own nation. In four months I will emerge not as a Miragian, but as an American.

O-W-N-E-D BY THE USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Besides, no one can silence the land of the free and the home of the brave!


anyway, back on topic

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