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[America]This one time, at band camp, I saw this massive explosion! I ran over to where it was happening and I saw this; There was a massive American flag waving in the background with the Thunderbirds and Blue Angels flying overhead. Soon enough I saw some Russian tanks drive in, with American tanks coming into counteract it. At the same time, some chefs came over, giving me pie, along with a Big Mac. I saw as the Americans drop nukes, while the Russians dropped theirs. As everything was being blown away, I saw Jesus appear behind the clouds, he snapped his finger and all the nuclear fallout floated into space, creating a brand new planet amongst us. I walked over as some redneck greeted me, pushed me onto the rocket, and then I went to the moon![/America]

 

Not really. The coolest thing I have ever seen is probably the Allosaurus dig near my house, the nuke I saw, or the Blue Angels.

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We were in an old hunting truck looking for grouse a long time ago. The engine light kept acting wierd, and so we got out and got all the guns and important stuff we could out. Then while we were running from it, it caught on fire and exploded (every shotgun shell and bullet in the car fired at once.)

 

I also saw some amish lady driving her horse and buggy in the road. The horse freaked out and got hit by a semi. It sent the carriage flying into a ditch, and she walks out with her baby UNSCATHED

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She's Not.

 

I Saw A Guy Get Beaten To A Pulp Now This Wouldn't Be Funny Unless You Knew:

The Guy Who Got Beaten Up's Gf Cheated On Him Then He Tried To Take On Some 18 Yr Old (Me And My Friends Are 14-16) Even Though We Wouldn't Back Him Up He Came At This Guy With A Chair Then Got Beaten To An Absolute Pulp We Had To Carry Him To The Hospital (8 Minutes Away) So We Went Home And Then.......

We All Looked At Each Other To See That We Had Just Walked Down Our High Road Covered In Blood, Although It's Not Too Funny If You Where There You Would Of Been Laughing Loads Like Us.

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