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Some guy said a uncool thing so here's a TUT on..

 

HOW TO SPEAK COOL!!! (for n00bs)

HOW TO SPEAK COOL!!! (for n00bs)

 

Now the first thing to think how it sounds:

 

EXAMPLE:

The card is so.. cool I would have it in my deck! 10/10

WRONG!!!

RIGHT THING:

Teh kard iz soooooo kool I would uz it in mah dek! 10/10

RIGHT!

 

So noh u shal talk lik thiz!

 

But that's not all, You now have to think of some cool thing to say, here are some REAL things:

 

newbie CORRECTION: n00b or n00bie.

cool CORRECTION: kool or 1337 (nerd, hacker, and geek speak for cool)

??/10 CORRECTION: ??/10 <-- NOTHING!

WHAT THE HECK? CORRECTION: WTH? <-- No F' word.

PWONED! CORRECTION: pwned, proned, or even p0ned.

 

So that's how you can talk cool.

 

If you have anything to add just P.M. me.

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To be cool you have to have a slight formal tone and use correct english grammar, it gives the impression of a higher authority person with some good balanced ideas.

 

Just keep in mind, that you dont talk like this;

 

OMG THIS CARD IS DA AWESUM SHIZZ, I WISH I WUZ AS GUD AS U!

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Guest Supreme Gamesmaster

I relatively deny the fact that this thread was made purely for informative purposes' date=' but for purposes of entertainment.[/b']

One does not deny in comparison to (a) similar object(s) or event(s).

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Some guy said a uncool thing so here's a TUT on..

 

HOW TO SPEAK COOL!!! (for n00bs)

HOW TO SPEAK COOL!!! (for n00bs)

 

Now the first thing to think how it sounds:

 

EXAMPLE:

The card is so.. cool I would have it in my deck! 10/10

WRONG!!!

RIGHT THING:

Teh kard iz soooooo kool I would uz it in mah dek! 10/10

RIGHT!

 

So noh u shal talk lik thiz!

 

But that's not all' date=' You now have to think of some cool thing to say, here are some [i']REAL things:

 

newbie CORRECTION: n00b or n00bie.

cool CORRECTION: kool or 1337 (nerd, hacker, and geek speak for cool)

??/10 CORRECTION: ??/10 <-- NOTHING!

WHAT THE HECK? CORRECTION: WTH? <-- No F' word.

PWONED! CORRECTION: pwned, proned, or even p0ned.

 

So that's how you can talk cool.

 

If you have anything to add just P.M. me.

youre the last person i would trust anyone to be taught coolness by
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Guest Supreme Gamesmaster

I denied to beleive that this thread was created for information' date=' therefore my state ment was correct.

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However, your placement of the word "relatively" was erroneous.

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