六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 [align=center]I'd dance like a freaking monkey. You change genders overnight.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morpheous Erebos Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 My sexual desires don't change, so I look at myself All animals in your house burst in flames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckmasta2020 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Mmm. breakfast.... you suddenly realize your That random bird on page four of that comic that guy read in that tv show that played a small but important part in that movie where there was a random bird in a comic on page four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson King Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 I wouldn't do anything about it. You suddenly grew a lobster claw overnight in place of your arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'd stop dreaming. :lol:You found a 20 dollar Bill, but a Hobo came over to you and asked for it. What would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson King Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'dd challenge the hobo to a duel, and if he wins he gets it:lol: You found out that the girl/guy of your dreams was actually a monster(literally) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'd have..... monstereality? (making fun of beateality) What if you got pregnant with a sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson King Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'dd have a baaad time What if suddenly you became public enemy #1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'd point and laugh at public enemy #2, then run while everyone is destracted. during class, your teacher's head exploded, leaving a letter in blood. What is that letter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson King Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 It depends on which teacher, and I would probably laugh like a man. Your virginity got taken by Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 O: well I'll be damned. :D I so saw that coming. You open up your fridge and a dead body falls out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'd pretend is was Silent Hill / Resident Evil and do bad voice acting! XDWhen your pants fell down on a stage in front of all of your friends and Person you like / GF / Bullies / The President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'd pretend is was Silent Hill / Resident Evil and do bad voice acting! XDWhen your pants fell down on a stage in front of all of your friends and Person you like / GF / Bullies / The President. whattt? I would neva go on stage! stagefright. But, I'd just start doing my leprechaun dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•:Elonar:• Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I would stare, and become dumber You put in a cd, and on your monitor, it says "Mom and Dads special night" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'd pull down my pants and continue to watch...:twisted: You put in a Video, and on the screen, it says: "Pokémon Are Real!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavour Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Hooray! You turned on your computer, and it blew up, burning you severely. No-one's home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'd try to bandaid the wounds as good as possible, and call the ambulance You heard that the Arcanine in your Avatar is gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavour Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I replace him with a dancing Mawile. You hear Kuja is gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Meh, I've heard worse. And besides, he even LOOKS gay, so I wouldn't be suprised if he actually WAS gay! You woke up, and beside you was a Growlithe, who turns out to be yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werewolfjedi Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I'd pet him and get him his food before I leave for the day. someone frames you for farting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavour Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Smelt it, dealt it. Your werewolf jedi attacks you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morpheous Erebos Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I would grab a flashlight (werewolf...) Turned on computer, popped in a DVD, and it said "The Truth" (vague on purpose) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkerai Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I would punch the computer out of fear. You are slowly disolving as every second more and more of your atoms are sepperating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dream Posted March 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I lie down and die. You turn into a 5 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 I would freak out! you get a game you have wanted all your life but it gets stolen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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