StΦr Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 There's animals, there's us, there's Jesus, there's God and then there's Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StΦr Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 There's animals, there's us, there's Jesus, there's God and then there's Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisGuy777 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Chuck norris is OVER 9000! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisGuy777 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Chuck norris is OVER 9000! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Lamperouge Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 In 1960 They Changed The Word 'Chuck Noris' To Awesome As It Sounded Too Much Like Chuck NorisWhen chuck norris looks into a mirror the mirror shatters because even glass isn't stupid enough to get between chuck norris and chuck norris. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Lamperouge Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 In 1960 They Changed The Word 'Chuck Noris' To Awesome As It Sounded Too Much Like Chuck NorisWhen chuck norris looks into a mirror the mirror shatters because even glass isn't stupid enough to get between chuck norris and chuck norris. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelsthla-Mental Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 The afterlife is in fact governed by Chuck Norris. When people die, if they believed in him they go to heaven. If they die Chuck Norris gets to kick their ass for all eternity. After realizing everyone believed in him, and starting to get bored, he got God to repay a favor. Now there are people in this world who don't believe in Chuck Norris, and so he waits... I can't even remember where I got that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelsthla-Mental Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 The afterlife is in fact governed by Chuck Norris. When people die, if they believed in him they go to heaven. If they die Chuck Norris gets to kick their ass for all eternity. After realizing everyone believed in him, and starting to get bored, he got God to repay a favor. Now there are people in this world who don't believe in Chuck Norris, and so he waits... I can't even remember where I got that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisGuy777 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Chuck norris doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Chuck Norris is some lame actor that little kids find amusement in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisGuy777 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 OMG! Yes chuck norris was a horrible actor, but thats why its soooo funny to post such rediculous things about him. Only a child could not understand why praising someone who sucked is funny. STOP POSTING ON THIS THREAD IF YOU HATE THE TOPIC SO MUCH! It just shows how immature you can be. I don't go looking for threads I don't like so I can post comments bashing the thread :? thats just childish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Lamperouge Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 There Is No Theory Of Evolution. Only A List Of Species Chuck Noris Has Allowed To Live. Chuck Noris Counted To Infinity....Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes96 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerkychuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeralSnake Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Yea, truly Chuck Norris is just an actor, but the kid that came up with these jokes for some reason the jokes are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert_Name_Here Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 chuck norris can run around the world in 1 second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr0n1x Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the world down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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