Esplin 9466 Primary Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark.The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesirson Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 http://www.nochucknorris.com/ ^Win^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Chuck Norris never went to bed. The bed wet itself out of fear.Chuck Norris can see the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.Oprah, a three legged Horse, and Paris Hilton walk into a bar. Ah, screw it. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked all of 'em.Chuck Norris won a staring contest against Medusa.Chuck Norris can grate fresh Parmesan Cheese with his beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer311 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeralSnake Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 In the begging there was nothing in the world, then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and told it "Get a job, you lazy bum!" Chuck Norris invented the internet, like 30 years ago. Chuck Norris drinks gasoline and he doesn't get sick. Chuck Norris always find's waldo. Chuck Norris got in a fight with Bruce lee and Hulk hogan, But I think you know who won.Every Saturday Night, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Santa Claus, and Master Chief play Poker.Chuck Norris Killed Godzilla and saved japan, and guess what he did it blind folded and with one hand tied behind his back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpapirox2 Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are the greatest fighters in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to hell. Arnold steps up and says "I was in predator, commando, the terminator. You must choose the governator." God tells him not good enough and sends Arnold to hell. God turns to Chuck Norris and say "Why should you sit beside me?" Chuck quickly proceeds to roundhouse kick God in the face and say "Your in my seat." Here is my Chuck Norris card [attachment=52908] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpapirox2 Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are the greatest fighters in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to hell. Arnold steps up and says "I was in predator, commando, the terminator. You must choose the governator." God tells him not good enough and sends Arnold to hell. God turns to Chuck Norris and say "Why should you sit beside me?" Chuck quickly proceeds to roundhouse kick God in the face and say "Your in my seat." Here is my Chuck Norris card On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are the greatest fighters in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to hell. Arnold steps up and says "I was in predator, commando, the terminator. You must choose the governator." God tells him not good enough and sends Arnold to hell. God turns to Chuck Norris and say "Why should you sit beside me?" Chuck quickly proceeds to roundhouse kick God in the face and say "Your in my seat." Here is my Chuck Norris card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert_Name_Here Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 underneath chuck norris's beard isnt a chin, only another fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Chuck Norris ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't kick people into the sun. He kicks the sun into the people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman91™ Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 when you open a can of woop-ass Chuck Norris jumps out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Chuck Norris is the square root of a negative number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.Every time Chuck says: "Let there be ROCK!" rocks fall on his opponents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 [align=center]Chuck Norris created the Theory of Relativity. Chuck Norris was the original idea of the SSJ3. Chuck Norris is able to create the original KAMEHAMEHA. Chuck Norris is able to create the original FALCON PUNCH! Chuck Norris can beat the crap out of Arceus and God Orochi. Chuck Norris created the universe 3,000 years before he was born. Chuck Norris is awesome.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brittle Ice Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Good - Better - Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Chuck Norris owns a small estate in the Atlantic Ocean. We know it as the Bermuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does not tolerate trespassers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Chuck Norris a lolfailure actor in crappy B movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 If you want to see a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just take a look at the extinct species list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 If you want to see a list of Chuck Norris' enemies' date=' just take a look at the extinct species list.[/quote'] So Chuck Norris brutaly murdered thousands of animals, thats not "lol epik dood". And no he didn't. I'm not on that list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Chuck Norris created the internet to store all his porn on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Chuck Norris can gargle peanut-butter.Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with the sun.One of my friend's grandmothers lives next-door to Chuck Norris' summer house. (True fact) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisGuy777 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 When chuck norris looks into a mirror the mirror shatters because even glass isn't stupid enough to get between chuck norris and chuck norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisGuy777 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 When chuck norris looks into a mirror the mirror shatters because even glass isn't stupid enough to get between chuck norris and chuck norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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