dbatesman91™ Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 superman wears a pair of chuck norris underpants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman91™ Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 every maths equation offically ends with Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codypops Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 100% of Awesomeness= Chuck norris.SORRY I LIED!iNFINITY% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman91™ Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 if it looks like chicken,smells like chicken,tastes like chicken and Chuck Norris says its beef.then its beef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Chuck Norris' face is omniponent. When 1 person looked, the result was that he became Lord Voldemort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman91™ Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Chuck Norris once forgot were he put his keys.he spent the next 30 minutes torturing himself until he gave up the location of his keys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Chuck Norris created the Pyramids, Nazca Lines, Grand Canyon, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Alexander Lighthouse, the Colossus of Rhodes, and the Universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuigiFan#1 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 When Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a McDonald's and didn't get it, he Roundhouse Kicked it and it became Wendy's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 If it's chicken, and chuck norris says it's beef, Its chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuigiFan#1 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't have a religon, all the gods worship Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esplin 9466 Primary Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Chuck Norris lost his verginity before his dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 chuck norris is epic fail and aload of bull**** IMO, hes an actor (bad one at that) and does kicks, hes only popular among computer nerds that oddly enough find 'lolcats' funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuigiFan#1 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 1. If you hate him so much, why are you even here2. Marvel looked up to the sky and screamed "Save me!" and Chuck Norris whispered "no" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 i dont hate him, its a fact. I just hate the whole fascination with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuigiFan#1 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 ooooohhhhhh, that makes sense, I dunno how it happened, my friend just got interested and I thought it was funny If it looks like Chocolate but Chuck Norris says it's s*** it's s*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esplin 9466 Primary Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Chick noris was born in a houce he built Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 chuck norris is epic fail and aload of bull**** IMO' date=' hes an actor (bad one at that) and does kicks, hes only popular among computer nerds that oddly enough find 'lolcats' funny.[/quote'] I guess, but his butt-kicking that he is known for lead to these "facts" Which are very funny, for exampleThe show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was based on a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole and when he crapped it out it grew to six-feet tall and learned karate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Chuck Norris wasn't born, he was created. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpapirox2 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody. Here is my chuck norris card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furious Reaper I Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Chuck Norris was formed by the sentient beings of the universe who needed a new god(I LMAO typing this) I f***ing hate Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Chuck Norris is an overrated actor (fact.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 A Horse, A Rabbi, and Oprah walk into a bar.Ah, screw it. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked all of 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Whoever Chuck Norris kisses, they immediately become a god. Too bad he hates the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.. When Chuck Norris does maths all equations equal 1. 1 roundhouse kick to the face. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Chuck Norris created the Theory of Relativity; Albert Einstein took it and credited as his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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