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Heh! You all and your Northern Hemisphere! You make me sick, diarrhoea sick! See that spelling of diarrhoea? That's Southern Hemisphere talk, that is! I live on a little continent, big island bordering the beautiful Pacific Ocean...

Traveling in a fried-out combie

On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

I met a strange lady, she made me nervous

She took me in and gave me breakfast

And she said,

 

Do you come from a land down under?

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover.

 

Buying bread from a man in Brussels

He was six foot four and full of muscles

I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

And he said,

 

I come from a land down under

Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover.

 

Lying in a den in Bombay

With a slack jaw, and not much to say

I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me

Because I come from the land of plenty?"

And he said,

 

Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (ooh yeah yeah)

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover.

Land Down Under - Men at Work

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Horray for Melbourne cause we have everything... :lol:

 

Last time i checked we had

 

-Australian Open

-Formula 1

-The Home of AFL

-Melbourne Cup (Random Day off)

-We did have the Commonwealth Games (for the people who dont know about that, search it up on Wikipedia...)

 

Melbourne pwns :lol:

 

But Queensland has the Gold Coast so that keeps it up there...

 

But i have to agree that Sydney is the most annoying city in Australia... Traffic is really bad there

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Hell yeah! I live on the Golden Coast! Indy 500 owns you! I disagree about Sydney though, sure, they are New South Welshmen, but the worst people have got to be the Tasmanians! Them and their weirdo sex lives and double heads! Oh, and don't even get me started on South Australia!

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rofl... u gotta point there Frunk

 

for one.. i hate too know what Tasmanians do for their sex lives... kinda freaks me out (for all the people who dont know what the hell we are talking about, apparently Tasmania is full of incest people aka inbreds)

 

Now... South Australia...

there just weird... nothing more to say

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Yes, and as annoyed as Quicksilver will be, the Western Australians can go back to eating sand. Can't say anything about the Northen Territory though, that's racist! :lol:

 

As true as it all is, I must remind you I am joking.

 

I'm sorry everyone, this thread has been hijacked and is now under the control of the Australians...

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Horray for Australians!

 

And i agree on Frunk once more... Were not abgging people from those states... were just laughing at your states jokes... wait Frunk... you forgot about ACT

 

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Thats right... nothing to say about ACT, you know why.... cause its overrun by government

 

now... since this thread has been taking over by Australians... i would like to say

 

AUSTRALIA PWNS!

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Now im done

Thankyou for listening

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Now im done

Thankyou for listening

 

I'm not done!

 

AUSTRALIA PWNS!

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Hahaha! We attack those silly Americans and Europeans while they sleep - sleeping is only for weak, Northern Hemisphere folk!

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Hahaha! We attack those silly Americans and Europeans while they sleep - sleeping is only for weak' date=' Northern Hemisphere folk!

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Sleeping is for the weak.... and the tired Frunk :lol:

 

Then again, If we lived in Antarctica, dont they get like 6 months without night?

That will be awesome

 

thats is another reason why the SOuthern Hemisphere rules

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