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I've done it before.

I always knew you were strange...

Bad.

Illegal.

 

Yes' date=' because I've broken the law I'm a deranged psychopath. Your instinct was right. Better stay away from me. [b']I hear insanity is contagious.[/b]

 

Damn straight.

 

Eh, remember kids, it's only illegal if you get caught.

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I've done it before.

I always knew you were strange...

Bad.

Illegal.

 

Yes' date=' because I've broken the law I'm a deranged psychopath. Your instinct was right. Better stay away from me. I hear insanity is contagious.

[/quote']

 

Damn straight.

 

Eh, remember kids, it's only illegal if you get caught.

 

Even then, it's not illegal if you can lie your way out of it.

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I had a friend who did that once. He tried to steal hot wheels. About a $250 fine. It's bad.

 

I've done it before.

I always knew you were strange...

Bad.

Illegal.

 

Yes' date=' because I've broken the law I'm a deranged psychopath. Your instinct was right. Better stay away from me. [b']I hear insanity is contagious.[/b]

 

Damn straight.

 

Eh, remember kids, it's only illegal if you get caught.

 

Have you been looking at my shirts?

Good.

=]

 

Of course...

I've done it before.

I always knew you were strange...

Bad.

Illegal.

 

Yes' date=' because I've broken the law I'm a deranged psychopath. Your instinct was right. Better stay away from me. I hear insanity is contagious.

[/quote']

 

Oh Noez! And I didn't look up to you! :cry:

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SHOPLIFTING IZ SOOO BAD!

 

Why do I even have to say it!

 

However it can't be enforced well

 

 

For example,

 

Some goons go shoplift Yugioh cards from my local Walmart. They just rip the pak open, jack the cards, put 'em in their pocket and run off. Seriously, that means Walmart loses $4 every time that happens. I'm sure they lost over $1000 just 'cuz of that.

 

Bad thing is, cashiers aren't watching / the cards ARE RIGHT IN FRONT of them

 

OMG, can't anyone see?

 

Guess not!

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Someone thought I was shoplifting, when I really wasn't. They had like 5 employees following me and I didn't know it.

They though I was stealing 2 packs of Yugioh cards. I mean, come on! If I WAS shoplifting, I sure as heck would steal something more valuable!

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