Lil Jevans Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and was told off for mooning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Shaymin:. Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Your momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookiee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xing Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Yo mama so fat, when she saw the bus go by, she said, "Stop that twinkie!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Shaymin:. Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Y mama is so fat the way she farts Al Gore acuses her of global warming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xing Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Yo mama so yo mama, she's yo mama. Yo mama's so retarded, she understood that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Yo momma so fat that when she puts on a red dress, all the kids yell 'HEY! KOOL-AID!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeshooter Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Yo mamma is so fat she got at the back of a bus and it popped a wheelie! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Don't spam... Your momma's so hairy' date=' the only language she speaks is Wookiee[/quote'] Yo mama so fat' date=' when she saw the bus go by, she said, "Stop that twinkie!!!"[/quote'] Don't use the disses that were already used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a parked car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xing Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Your momma's so hairy' date=' the only language she speaks is Wookiee[/quote'] Yo mama so fat' date=' when she saw the bus go by, she said, "Stop that twinkie!!!"[/quote'] Don't use the disses that were already used. I'm not looking at every post to see what was said. Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, the earth sinks 1,000,000 miles deeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Yo momma so stupid when she walked in the middle of the road, I swerved to miss her and rand out of gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Yo momma so fat, it makes Bloodrun's Momma look like Nicole Richie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfi Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Your moms so dumb she got hit by a parked car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windfang Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Your momma is so old that her Driver License's # is 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Your momma so old, she taught John Mccain in High School. She was already like 80 years old THEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuu. Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Yo Momma is so stupid that she trips over a wireless phone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre007 Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 ya mommas so fat she even eats her phone charger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Yo momma so Fat, her watch says "Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Gourmet Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the Gulf and baptized Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 [spoiler=Oooh I'm bad :P]Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yondaime Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Yo mama's so fat when she stands on a scale it says to be continued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Yo mammas so fat, her pedometer says: 74278728 Choco Bars Eaten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david 10101 Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 your momma must of been born on the motor way coz dats where most of the accidents happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Yo momma so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Yo Momma is so ugly that in the scariest halloween contest she won first second and third without even wearing a costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Yo mamma so fat, she has to get this door: to get in the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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