Freeshooter Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 If you don't know what this is about, learn to read. Only Rule: If you don't like what somebody says, don't come cryin to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChargerRebel Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 yo mommas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said ill wait my turn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Yo momma so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Yo momma is so green that her cousin is Yoda! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyPooBoy Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Yo mamma is so fat she got at the back of a bus and it popped a wheelie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 yo mama so fat, his shadow ways 100 pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david 10101 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 your mommas like snooker. dosent matter which color balls she pots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChargerRebel Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 yo mommas so fat and stupid she saw a school bus full of white kids and said STOP THE TWINKIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david 10101 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 ur mommas so fat she sat on asdas and lowerd the prices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Yo momma is so fat, that he label "Heavy Cargo" isn´t enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david 10101 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 your moms like a bowling ball. fingered 3 times, goes down the alley and comes back up for some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Yo mama is so ugly, that even Freddy Krueger gets scared! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Your Mommma so ugly, whenever I think of her, I have the urge to FLUSH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yo moma is so hairy, that the only language she speaks is Wookie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yo momma so fat that she has smaller fat women orbiting around her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 lol Yo moma is so poor that poor people are richer than her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david 10101 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 your moms like a horse. can get dirty easily and you can have a nice ride for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yo mama is so stupid she put a quarter in to a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david 10101 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windfang Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yo Momma is so fat, that when she put on some BVDs, when she got them on they spelled Boulevard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david 10101 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windfang Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yo momma's so dumb, that when someone asked her to call 911, she asked "What's the number?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david 10101 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windfang Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yo Momma's so fat, when she went into a restaurant and saw the menu, she said "Okay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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