Shrekstasy Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Yo momma so fat, that, when she went to Disney World, the kids wanted to ride her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
∑VÌl ÀNG€L Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Yo momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shocked Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 yo momma face is like a circle on your sig... and my friend kick your momma's head, he think it is a ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Lonewolf Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 i saw you in a porn site nailing this HOT chick. You're kinda rusty. I mean, you're suppose to do all the work. Not her. That's why she left in the middle so she can nail me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Beasto Perezoso Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 The only woman who ever let you and ever will let you in her was you mom at birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Look who's talking. The only person who will ever let you in was your father at birth, and he was excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Of Death Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 starforce what kind of stuff is that you got that from someother dude who cant come up with something wait thats you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Some angel of death you turned out to be. The Teletubbies are still alive. How does that make you feel, lover of Teletubbies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Of Death Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 so i cant take this role.. at least i know one day and youd be out quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Lonewolf Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 dude, you ARE the Snorlax. Don't bother wasting energy posting when you can be channel surfing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 When I`m lookng at you........No, wait! I CANT LOOK AT YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 The Wii sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Lonewolf Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Sephiroth killed your family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Morgan Freeman came to your house with a gun, murdered your parents, and soothed you with his calming voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Your hybrid is a mix of failure and stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Lonewolf Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Light Yagami killed you with his Death Note. He wrote: 「Ramanga」, May 19, 2009 12:00 pm, Suicide will kill his family with a scalpel in their sleep at 5:00 am and hide the evidence so no one will suspect him. at 11:30 am, he will come to school with a M-16 and a AK-47 and go on a shooting spree, killing anyone in his way. When he is in danger of being arrested, he will commit suicide with the M-16, AK-47, or a Swiss Army Knife, depending on the ammo amount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted May 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 They say a mature elephant can fit an entire adult human male in it's colon, Lionheart can tell you about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Of Death Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Twisted that name fits your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted May 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 They say seals like to play with balls, Angel Of Death can tell you about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Of Death Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 sorry i cantt an uglier seal took my place his name what was it oh yeah twisted i lost my job because of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted May 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 sorry i cantt an uglier seal took my place his name what was it oh yeah twisted i lost my job because of you In English, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 your name matches, as youre twisting my nerves!!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Of Death Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 hey old woman you know old people dont play wii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 you know that this granny is much cooler than you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Lonewolf Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 My granny kicks ur granny's @$$. and she's dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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